if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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