Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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