fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
sarcasm needs its own font
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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