she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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