I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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