I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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