well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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