his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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