He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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