Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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