I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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