U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
The air was thick with penises
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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