I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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