Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
