Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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