I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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