I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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