it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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