I'm going to jail i love you
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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