we're blogging at a bar
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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