Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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