How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
