hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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