I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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