Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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