Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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