kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
