Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
you never un-have a 4some
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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