I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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