I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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