It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
