hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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