She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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