I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
this just has baby written all over it
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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