Who wears a wallet chain?!
im having a threesome with these popsicles
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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