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(617): View more from Massachusetts

whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in

(843): View more from South Carolina

Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.

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(928): View more from Arizona

Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.

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(817): View more from Texas

I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey

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(607): View more from New York

i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(

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