Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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