My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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