And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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