Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
He better not be in your backpack
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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