Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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