Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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