As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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