can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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