I puked a lego.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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