if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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