Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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