so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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