no. you can't hotbox the world.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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