Can Purell be used as lube?
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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