So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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