i just google imaged poop.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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